• 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.

• Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

• A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special Turkey $2.35 Chicken or Beef $2.25 Children $2.00.

• For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

• Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

• Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

• Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

• We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

• For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

• For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Alaskan Hussy.

• Great Dames for sale.

• Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

• Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

• Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

• Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

• Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

• Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

• Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

• Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else. Stock up and save. Limit: one.

• For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

• Man, honest. Will take anything.

• Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

• Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

• Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

• Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

• Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

• 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

• Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

• Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

• Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

• Illiterate? Write today for free help.

• Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

• Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

• And now, the Superstore unequaled in size unmatched in variety unrivaled inconvenience.

• We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.